Dear Job,
OK, I have been looking for you for a few weeks now and I haven’t found you. Are you lost? Did you lose your cellphone/GPS/nav unit? Maybe you don’t know which number to call because I left so many. Well, this is the one. This is the number. Call it when you know something.
My wife says you look like the inside of an egg carton, but I’m not so sure. I think you might be empty.